Thursday, March 9, 2006

so birds....

Was watching a flock of birds fly around and make turns as a unit today, and considering that while they look all cohesive and natural, some of the shiftier ones are probably thinking some of the following thoughts:

"Oh shit they're going left! oh shit they're going right! oh shit they're going left again! oh shit oh shit oh shit"

"Don't you fucking touch me, Larry. Don't you fucking touch me Larry. Don't you fucking touch me Larry. You fucker! Moooommmmm!!!"

"On lap 8 I'm going to make my move."

"Alright, who farted?"