Calvin

You know what really grinds my gears? Stickers of Calvin (and sometimes Susie Derkins) praying to a gigantic cross. In addition to this being a fatty copyright infringement, did these people ever actually read Calvin and Hobbes? No. No they did not.

I'm thinking as retaliation on behalf of me and whoever cares to align themself, I'm going to cook up a batch of stickers depicting [insert your favorite religious figure here] water skiing. Now I'm not saying they water skied or didn't water ski. I don't know. It's not really well documented, I'd imagine. The point is, that's not what they're about. Cowabunga!

Somebody go halfsies on this with me

If we buy two, we get five dollars off! Plus we can tape cardboard to the front as armor and have wicked jousting fun with wrapping paper tubes.

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/bik/438351939.html

"2 California Charriots with front suspension and hand brake. Minimal usage, foam grips are dry. Shock covers may have cracks, otherwise good condition. These cost $119.00 each new I believe. The other one looks about the same but is buried in my garage. $40.00 each or both for $75.00."

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