Progress

Updates in LIFE. mostly the monetary part. some of the digestive tract too.

1. I got a desk at work. hooray!
1a. I have to sit at it all day and enter data. sheet.
2. I've got health insurance. booyakasha.
2a. Now I can break shit again.
2b. Does anybody know how the hell kaiser works? All the directions say is to "live well and thrive."
3. My bowell movements are becoming quite predictable. What's that all about?
4. I spent my tax return already.
4a. Mostly on cookies. And a data acquisition device.
4b. Everybody needs a DAQ!
4c. Want to buy mine?
4d. I still have not received my tax return.
4e. Ow, my credit.


***Edit: The Strangeness Continues***

Something ain't right this afternoon. We caught one of the patients stealing a huge stack of magazines from the waiting room of our office...she did it in waves. She left the office like 4 times to pile another few magazines in the stack she was forming outside the hallway bathroom. I managed to shut my leg in the car door while standing outside the car, which was quite a feat, and I got a package from newegg that contained some blank dvd discs, some computer cables, blah blah, and a really long human hair. Also, I evidently have been drinking milk that expired 6 days ago. I'm still standing, and the milk hasn't gone chunky or anything, so I'm going to go ahead and call bull doodie on that one.

...and happy birthday to just about everybody, at this point. What the hell happened 9 months before april '82 that got everybody so baby makin?

Resume the Mediocrity!

It came to my attention that there are a few people who actually read my blog, which sort of unnerved me. I resolved that the next post would be something actually worth reading. ...and I haven't posted since then, over a month ago. In an effort to kick start the blog again, at whatever level of smeh is necessary, I present this lousy link.

I bought a lithium ion battery pack to put in my loader, and in a word it doesnt fit. So today's adventure will be to desolder and rewire these things. The following is the warning I found when searching for a how-to on the net.

http://www.able-battery.com/Lithium_batteriy_FAQ.htm

Who's seen happy fun ball?
Rest assured, none of these warnings will be heeded and some shit is going to get soldered tonight. If I look nervous or blowd up later you know why.

....and, of course, the image of the day....