What the hell, Ads by Google?

I will never understand why 'ads by google' thinks I'm a mom. "Are you a slacker mom" and ads for daycare keep appearing next to my paintball team emails. Perhaps it's the universe's attempt at entropy within the organized technical wonder that is google. To be fair though, if I am a mom, I've certainly been remiss in my duties to whomever the hell it is that I'm supposed to be mothering.




Another winner, amid a sea of useless but at least relevant paintball ads:



The real winning ad just came through. No commentary of mine could do justice to it. Here you go.